Everybody Loves Raymund

Pet Peeve

I’m just reposting here something circulating in facebook. I was laughing when I read it but felt annoyed at the same time. Just  imagining the people it was pertaining too makes me cringe.

Disclaimer: All these are in jest. Some may be true. Ang pikon talo.

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

July 16, 2009 - Posted by | Miscellaneous

5 Comments »

  1. tumpak tsong!!!
    yan ang mga KAEEERTEHAN ng mga tao ngayon: matanda,bata,propesyonal,estudante,empleyo lahat walang pinipili…
    ngo-ngo mode pa minsan… kabwiset!!!
    fhero oea (ok silent k ha?) nemen minsan you know its like you get sanay na lang thalhagha sometimes…..
    bwaahahahaha!!! dimunyo!!

    Comment by jerome | July 16, 2009

  2. marga talks like that. talks like a total ditz haha

    Comment by runradio | July 19, 2009

  3. […] Do make basa ha I was browsing a a friend’s page in Facebook and ok  made pakialam sa link niya kaya I landed here >>  So Kaka-tuwa […]

    Pingback by Do make basa ha « addicted to love | July 27, 2009

  4. thanks for dropping by

    Comment by therainman96 | July 27, 2009

  5. Oh you’re on pingback hehe huli! Hi there nice to see you on tubetube with jo hehe 🙂

    Comment by Mia Concepcion | July 28, 2009


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